God is Crazy About You
Hot Mess and All
If you’re anything like Kerri Pomarolli, you’ve read Proverbs 31 and thought, “Who is this woman? And what kind of magic unicorn, Energizer Bunny juice does she have on IV?”
And you thought social media standards were hard to live up to!
As a sought-after comedian living in LA, Kerri knows about impossible standards. “I don’t plow, and I don’t rise early. When it says she gathers her food from afar, does that mean takeout…?”
In Confessions of a Proverbs 32 Woman, Kerri fearlessly shares the messiness of her own life with wit and honesty. Join her as she delves into the struggles of the modern woman tired of trying and failing to live up to Pinterest-looking, air-brushed, and insta-filtered “real life” role models telling her she’s not quite good enough. And learn the two things you can hold onto for longer than your smartphone: genuine self-awareness and humble God-awareness.
What People Are Saying
Kerri captures the single life perfectly (In Guys Like Girls Named Jennie). As I read each chapter, I remembered those feelings like it was yesterday. And just when I would get all teary-eyed, Kerri did a 180 turn and had my belly aching from laughing so hard.
Sherri Shepherd
Comedian, Actress and Co-host
of ABC's "The View"
"Kerri hilariously and inspirationally exposes the pretending we all know exists—in the church,
in our culture, and in us."
— Drew Marshall, host of The Drew Marshall Show
"You know those times when you are pretty sure you have got this adulting thing all wrong, and you are sure everyone else read a handbook you were never given? Kerri encourages us to embrace the hot mess in all of us. Her words will not only make you laugh but will remind you that you are not alone."
— Melissa d’Arabian, author of Tasting Grace
"There are only a few authors who can put Patrick Swayze, King David, and Clark Gable in the same paragraph. Kerri Pomarolli is one of them! Kerri writes with warmth, candor, and of course her signature humor."
— Arlene Pellicane, speaker and author of 31 Days to Becoming a Happy Mom
Laugh Out Loud
Kerri's dating life needs to be a sitcom! Not only is this book laugh out loud funny, it's sincere, authentic and heartwarming. As I giggled at all the '80's references I also found myself thinking about my own relationship with God questioning if He's the love of my life. Whether you're in the midst of dating or have been married for years, you're gonna love this super fun read!!
Candace Cameron Bure
Actress (Full House), speaker, and columnist.
Check out Kerri on Uplift TV in Gemma Wagner's Hollywood.
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Mom's Night Out
As a Mom, couldn’t you use a good laugh?
Inspired by the endearing, true-to-life movie MOMS’ NIGHT OUT, comedian Kerri Pomarolli has created this light, yet inspiring devotional that will definitely make you laugh, but will also help you discover that indeed you are not alone and that God’s gracious provision of love and faithfulness is at work in your life and of your loved ones.
Whether you’re running full-speed-ahead or disappointed that it’s Monday (again), you’ll find joy in these devotions where Kerri shares hilarious stories and insights on daily life. Messy homes, messy kids, lost pets, never-ending casseroles, forgetful husbands, and the desire to just take a long bath… This world can be a funny place, and these stories are bound to prove it. Read a devotion to brighten your morning, or catch a few words to make you smile before bed. There’s never a bad time for a good laugh, and as a Mom, you need a Mom’s Night Out … and other things I miss! Devotions To Help You Survive.
The MOMS’ NIGHT OUT film features Sarah Drew (Grey’s Anatomy), Sean Astin (THE LORD OF THE RINGS), Patricia Heaton (Everybody Loves Raymond, The Middle), Alex Kendrick (COURAGEOUS), Robert Amaya (COURAGEOUS), Andrea Logan White (REVELATION ROAD), Kevin Downes (COURAGEOUS), and platinum-selling country recording artist Trace Adkins (THE LINCOLN LAWYER).
Kerri's book to hit the big screen
In this tell-it-how-it-is book, Kerri offers a glimpse into the mind and heart of a single woman as she shares her personal stories of joy, frustration, pain, and late-night snacks.
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What readers are saying:
...Witty, amusing and touchingly revealing account of a warm-hearted talent who wants fellow Christian singles to light their candles at her experiences. Kerri is a God-first star. So is her book.
Paschal Eze
Former Editor-In-Chief and Organizer
Mid-Western Christian Book Fair, Iowa
If you've spent any amount of time looking for love and companionship, then this is the book for you. Never has there been such a true representation of the current dating situation that Christians and non-Christians alike are forced to endure. Kerri Pomerolli's experiences are easily related to and everyone will find at least one chapter that rings true in their own lives.
Sam Eggleston
Entertainment Writer, HomeTown Newspapers
Finally! We men get a glimpse of what is really going on in the minds of Christian single women! I couldn't put it down!
Jay Pesek
Nashville Speakers Bureau
You know, there are good girls in the world who are funny, intelligent, insightful, and who want to find a loving connection with GOD and with "Mr. Right", and Kerri Pomarolli is one of those. Her book, IF I'M WAITING ON GOD, THEN WHAT AM I DOING ON THE CHRISTIAN CHATROOM is a personal, poignant and hilarious look at one woman's search of "happily ever after" as she also tries to connect with a higher power. This is a book for ALL women looking for "the one".
Shon Bacon, Co-founder of SisterDivas.org
Where REAL women congregate
Forget the rules! At last, a book with a humorous and no-holds barred look at what really happens in the dating scene!
Comedian Bone, ABC, TBN, BET
She's clean, she's bright, she's funny. She's the girl you'd want for a daughter, the big sister you wish your teenager had to look up to. How does she thrive in the not-too-nice world of comedy professionals? Somebody up there likes her. So do we!
Terry Meeuwsen & Louise DuArt
Hosts of Living The Life Television CBN, ABC Family
Amazingly REAL! Kerri's hilarious approach to life teaches us all that there is incredible freedom when we take off our Christian masks and learn to laugh at ourselves! I LOVED this book!
Erin Campbell
Host- Executive, Producer
"Water through the Word" RADIO for Women
This book from page to page is classic .Her natural wit, talent for self examination and unparalleled ability to laugh at herself makes this book a page turner from beginning to end. Her heart to seek the best God has for her and point others in that same direction makes this a must read for anyone who is struggling with their single hood. You will laugh, you will cry, and most importantly you will see the heart of God in Kerri's book.
Debbie Fuller
Christian Hollywood Magazine
Kerri's use of real-time life experiences with her combination of honesty and humor were a relief to my heart. Uplifting and a breath of fresh air, Kerri's vulnerability and style calls it like it is and provides a light-hearted look at a true personal relationship with a real and ever-loving Father. It is a must-read.
Karyn A. Long
Co-Founder of After Eve, A Young Women's Conference
For anyone who avoids the how-to books (like me) and craves an honest, fresh and funny perspective from the trenches…A page turner for all women – witty, engaging and hopeful.
Monika Moreno, Director
Angelus Awards Student Film Festival
This book is hilarious… it's perfect for the God fearing gal who's looking for love in all the wrong places. I found myself uplifted, knowing I wasn't alone.
Christia Mantzke
Recording artist, The First
Kerri, I just finished your book and was blown away by it. While reading it, I felt like you were writing of my own life, struggling with online dating in my 30's. I have finally decided to wait on God with my relationships and then found your book that totally validated my decision. I can't wait to pass this through my church small group. Every woman in there is single and needs your book! Thanks.
Jules
Livonia, MI
I was so excited to finally read a Christian singles book that I could relate to. Kerri Pomarolli was open and honest about her struggles and I really appreciate that. She showed both her challenges and her triumph. It made me feel like I was ok even though I face some of the same challenges. She is truly a joy and I'm so thankful that God brought this book in my path!
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