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Mine

I swear they’re mine — despite everyone constantly saying, “They look just like their dad!” Really? I did the labor, the late nights, the lunches cut into star shapes, and yet I get zero visual credit? Not even a “Wow, same eyes!” or “That smile is totally yours.” Nope. Just “Dad’s twins.” But let’s be real: the sass, the sparkle, the strawberry-themed fashion? That’s all me. I have the stretch marks and snack stash to prove it.



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